Naturally, this is no easy feat: It's hard enough to put two pieces into one bottle, let alone eight.
Enter: The Durex condom.
With the aid of a surprising durable prophylactic and some electrical tape, Milleaccendini is finally able to realize his life's ambition.
Oh yeah? And how many of you have realized your life's ambition? Exactly.
[H/T: Laughing Squid]