Meet Zeus, the world's tallest dog, as certified by the Guinness Book of World Records. How tall is Zeus? Zeus measures "44 in (111.8 cm) from foot to withers" (the withers is "the ridge between the shoulder blades of a four-legged mammal").
How much does Zeus weigh? Zeus weighs nearly 155 pounds and eats about one-fifth his body weight every day. Where does he live? He lives in Ostego, Mich., with the Doorlag family, whom he allows to believe are his owners. Where is Zeus from? The Outer Realms. What does Zeus do? Zeus talks to you inside your brain and tells you to do things. What does Zeus eat? Souls.
The Denver Post has a gallery of photos of Zeus, the funniest of which features the caption "Kevin Doorlag waits for his dog Zeus to come back into the house." Because when your dog is the size of a pony it gets to tell you when the walk is over.
[Denver Post, image via AP]