Brooklyn-born thespian Tony Danza was invited to speak at yesterday's Brooklyn Book Festival about his new book, I'd Like to Apologize to Every Teacher I Ever Had, which chronicles his year as a 10th-grade English teacher at a Philadelphia high school, and couldn't pass up the opportunity to share a "Hanukkah Song"-esque rap he wrote listing all the famous people born in his "favorite borough." Like a boss.

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