Pizza Hut's Latest Caloric Monstrosity is a Pizza with a Crust Made of Pizza Cones

Just when you thought you couldn't get any fatter.

From the people who brought you the Cheese Burger Crust Pizza comes yet another gastrointestinal holocaust sure to make your primary care physician a very rich person.

Introducing the new Cone Crust Pizza from Pizza Hut Middle East.

Already loaded with cheese and all your favorite toppings, the novelty pie comes complete with a crust made of mini-pizza cones. Each conical food-bullet is lovingly encrusted with Parmesan and stuffed with either a polyp of cream cheese, a wad of honey mustard chicken, or both.

Because it's not quite a pizza until it comes with twelve extra pizzas.

[H/T: Foodbeast, image via Brand Eating]