The infamous and inevitable 60 Minutes interviews with the Chosen Two aired on CBS last night. Neither candidate said anything that they had never said before and everyone walked away forgetting why they had opted to watch the predictably uninformative interviews in the first place. (Is 60 Minutes even still a thing?)

Then, of course, there were some unaired segments and Fox News accused everyone of media bias for trying to cover up the President's supposed campaign gaffes while everyone else was busy trying to care and now, thank God, we're all one step closer to election day.

[CBS]