Target Casually Enters the Bondage Suit Business with American Horror Story 'Rubber Man Costume'

Halloween is coming up!

This year, instead of going as a sexy nurse or a sexy cat, why not go as a sexy gimp! Too shy about visiting your friendly neighborhood sex shop to pick up a bondage suit? No sweat! Target has you completely covered.

Just make sure to ask for the "Adult American Horror Story Rubber Man Costume" and not a "bondage suit" because they don't sell those. This is just your regular, run-of-the-mill "Rubber Man Costume." Pay no attention to "Gimp," the lone guest reviewer, who suggests the addition of "loops and hooks for attachments." This is absolutely not a bondage suit.

One size fits most bottoms.

[H/T: Slog, screengrab via Target]