Noted homophobe and ex-gay who "was never gay-identified" David Pickup made an appearance on CNN this afternoon to mansplain to everyone that reparative therapy—designed to "cure" gays of their homosexuality—is still valid because it totally "worked" on him. Pickup (his real name, by the way) is the newest spokesman for National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality (NARTH) after their previous leader George Rekers was caught vacationing with male prostitutes.

REMINDER: Pickup's MO is to help men "who [are] dealing with homosexual issues... to go deep."

California's new law, meanwhile, states that "conversion therapy" for minors will be banned. David Pickup would like you to know that he will be suing.