Last night on "Lou Dobbs Tonight" an entire segment was dedicated to the 1987 photograph taken by Andres Serrano of a crucifix submerged in his own piss, otherwise known as "Piss Christ." Dobbs invited former Komen VP Karen Handel and Catholic League President Bill Donahue along for the ride. Handel and Donahue, who are clearly not art critics, proceeded to list the reasons they do not like "Piss Christ" and the whole thing climaxed when Donahue revealed his "opus."

Spoiler alert: Handel–who has a book to sell–and Donahue–who just likes to be on television–do not like "Piss Christ." Among the reasons Donahue and Handel do not like "Piss Christ:" "The Innocence of Muslims," and birth control.