Colleges Still Good For Something: Cornell Library Serves as Setting for Porn Video

Someone on Cornell's campus has finally gotten laid.

Just kidding. That will never ever happen.

But, some eagle-eyed porn connoisseurs did recently notice that a one woman webcam show appears to have been in Carpenter Hall, the school's engineering library.

A link to the redundantly titled video with the title that is redundant, She Wanks & Masturbates In the College Library! was first posted to EzraHub, an unofficial Cornell message board named for the university's founder Ezra MessageBoard, on Monday. As of Tuesday morning, the link is still functioning.

Based primarily on chair analysis ("They have those yellow chairs back there, and if you think this is not carpenter you are retarded."), users quickly deduced that the setting of the video was, indeed, their very own library.

Users are also guessing that the star of the video is this amateur model who calls herself "Cameron Knight." According to her Miss Social profile, Knight is based out of Syracuse, NY, and also believes that children and animals "are truly innocent."

In the video, a young blonde woman, possibly Miss Knight, records herself on a laptop webcam wanking and masturbating in broad daylight while seated at a public work station. The library is largely deserted but for one other student, who appears to be working (or maybe also wanking and masturbating) at a table in the background. Based on the emptiness of the library, and the fact that the video was uploaded to a hosting site in August, EzraBoard users have deduced that it must have been shot over Cornell's summer term, when the school is populated by a scant mix of over- and under-achievers.

One more artifact for the university's Human Sexuality Collection.

(EzraHub via IvyGate)