To close out a week of are-they-or-aren't-they rumors about Rihanna and Chris Brown getting back together (they definitely are) comes a particularly explosive dose of what the fuck. Last night Chris Brown got "a little drunk" and ranted for a minute and a half about how he loves Rihanna.
In the video, which was originally posted to music video director David Alan's Vimeo page, Chris muses in a pseudo-intellectual tone about whether it's possible to love two people. "It's just like, sharing history together...Like, ya know...I don't know if it's possible, but I'm just sayin...I just can't...love." We have a lot to learn from Chris Brown.
Brown gurgles on, insisting he doesn't want to hurt either. Which, too late buddy.
Just ten minutes before the video was posted online, Rihanna tweeted the following:
The whole thing lead to some confusion, understandably, from Chris Brown's girlfriend Karrueche Tran.
In conclusion, in the words of Liz Lemon, "I reject Chris Brown's comeback."