Stevie Nicks Calmly Discusses Murdering Nicki MinajS

If you think that Stevie Nicks is a bizarre person to weigh in on the Mariah Carey/Nicki Minaj American Idol feud, she'll see your bizarreness and raise you a murderous impulse. Pop music's most cherished witch figure seems to be the last person in the world who doesn't think Mariah and Nicki's public squabbling is a publicity stunt to court interest for the dying brand that is Idol, and that's a great thing because Nicks is saying ridiculous stuff as a result. Stuff like:

How dare this little girl...If I had been Mariah I would have walked over to Nicki and strangled her to death right there.

If you didn't get that, here's clarification:

I would have killed her in front of all those people and had to go to jail for it.

So there you have it: If Nicki Minaj said, "Off with your head!" to Stevie Nicks, Stevie Nicks would have offed Nicki Minaj (and, depending on how tight her grip, her actual head), one-upping the nascent diva and creating a reality TV moment to top all the reality TV moment countdowns through infinity. Mariah, meanwhile, just sighed and then tattled to Barbara Walters. We're being robbed of must-see TV.

Stevie, however, says she wouldn't take such a judging gig, explaining, "If you stick me in the middle of a burning fire, I don't think I'd like it very much." But clearly, we'd be thinking the rooms are all on fire every time that Stevie walked in the room.

[via The Daily]

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