Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson's youngest son Truman made an extemporaneous decision late last night to do a Reddit AMA from his high school dorm room.
"After seeing his letter to the Nerdist reach the front, and an AMA request for him, I was wondering if anyone wants to ask any questions to the only one of my siblings not in the public spotlight by any means," the 16-year-old Hanks inquired of the Reddit hivemind.
"Uh, YARS," responded Reddit.
It wasn't exactly the Algonquin Round Table (sample question: "Do you celebrate T. Hanksgiving day?"; sample answer: "Fantastic question"), but it served its purpose.
And by that I mean, it helped lure out very-much-in-the-public-spotlight Hanks sibling Chet Haze.
Asked what Chet was like as a brother, Truman responded that he loves Chet despite the brotherly beatings he would often administer when they were younger. "Love you bro," Chet Haze suddenly chimed in.
Unfortunately for him — but fortunately for us — Reddit doesn't have a hide-post-history feature, and, as such, gems like "You gotta be kidding girl, that ass is amazing" and "That was amazing. I love the anal stuff" will forever be a part of the Chet Haze mystique.
UPDATE 2: Chet Haze — I mean chethaze — went and deleted his Reddit account (just classic parody account owner stuff), so here's a screengrab of all the comments he made on /r/gonewild for posterity's sake.