Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson's youngest son Truman made an extemporaneous decision late last night to do a Reddit AMA from his high school dorm room.
"After seeing his letter to the Nerdist reach the front, and an AMA request for him, I was wondering if anyone wants to ask any questions to the only one of my siblings not in the public spotlight by any means," the 16-year-old Hanks inquired of the Reddit hivemind.
"Uh, YARS," responded Reddit.
It wasn't exactly the Algonquin Round Table (sample question: "Do you celebrate T. Hanksgiving day?"; sample answer: "Fantastic question"), but it served its purpose.
And by that I mean, it helped lure out very-much-in-the-public-spotlight Hanks sibling Chet Haze.
Asked what Chet was like as a brother, Truman responded that he loves Chet despite the brotherly beatings he would often administer when they were younger. "Love you bro," Chet Haze suddenly chimed in.
Realizing he may have unwittingly invited a few unsolicited questions upon himself, Haze quickly headed over to AskReddit, where he sought advice on hiding his post history.
Unfortunately for him — but fortunately for us — Reddit doesn't have a hide-post-history feature, and, as such, gems like "You gotta be kidding girl, that ass is amazing" and "That was amazing. I love the anal stuff" will forever be a part of the Chet Haze mystique.
UPDATE 2: Chet Haze — I mean chethaze — went and deleted his Reddit account (just classic parody account owner stuff), so here's a screengrab of all the comments he made on /r/gonewild for posterity's sake.
[photo via Reddit]