Smallest Penis Wins a Free iPhone on Danish Sex Site

Mini-penised Danish men can finally cash in on their misfortune thanks to the Danish sex site Singlesex.dk [NSFW], which is giving away a free iPhone 5 to the man with the smallest member.

The same people who brought you "Denmark's prettiest pussy lips" [NSFW] and "Denmark's most handsome dick" [NSFW] have introduced a new contest [NSFW] strictly reserved for those to whom nature has been most unkind.

"The smallest is the extreme," site owner Morten Fabricius tells AFP. "It's a competition which is weird and funny and almost too much."

Want to participate? Send the site a pic of your dick and they'll post it up for their female users to judge. The contestant who is determined to have the teeniest penis will win himself a new iPhone.

Runner-ups won't leave empty-handed: They'll receive an iPad 3 for their trouble.

"So far we have received six to seven images which are posted, but we have more trickling in, which we are vetting to make sure they are not stolen from the web," Fabricius said.

Yeah, if you're going to do this, don't cheat. Life has already cheated the real participants plenty.

[H/T: Daily Intel, screengrab via Singlesex.dk (nsfw)]