A Partial But By No Means Exhaustive List of Things I Am Not Convinced Exist

  • "human sex"
  • pantyhose
  • Radiohead
  • haters
  • New Jersey (clearly just California backwards and smaller, possibly a coding error)
  • Actually the entire East Coast
  • also the Foer family, Safran or otherwise
  • protein
  • curators
  • relief from regret
  • people who work in finance
  • tweens
  • Pinterest
  • Hump Day
  • capers [see also nonpareils]
  • Emily Yoffe [but I do believe in Dear Prudence]
  • hosiery [see pantyhose]
  • sports, any kind
  • that there is a difference between Washington and Oregon
  • Dr. Who