Would you rather look at seven Instagram photos from Rihanna's Instagram feed or read a recent 7,340-word Vogue profile about how cool, hot and fashionable she is? Frankly, as a devout follower of miss badgalriri, I'd opt for the former. So, here is some advice: Do not read this Vogue profile—just look at these seven photos, and you will learn everything you would've (and more!) about your favorite coconut water spokesperson.
I'm waiting for the man who's ballsy enough to deal with me. I'm going to wait, though. You always find the wrong shit when you go looking."
Her language isn't G-rated
Rihanna's affection for pot is not a closely guarded state secret...
I'm crazy, and I don't pretend to be anything else," Rihanna wrote during the Coachella dustup.
She looks around the sleek interior of the plane, where the people she loves are in deep sleep. "Every time we come on one of these things, it's unreal," she says.
Rihanna is going on to London, where she will perform at the closing ceremonies for the Paralympic Games with Coldplay and Jay-Z. She will also get an elaborate tattoo underneath her breasts, a rendering of the goddess Isis she says is a tribute to her grandmother, who died in July.
And the very last line of this completely necessary print article from Vogue:
It's true. Rihanna is having so much fun.
[Photo via AP]