You really have to visit the lovely town of Leakey, Texas, home to The Church in the Valley, a hidden little Southwestern sanctuary just 90 miles northwest of San Antonio. It has the most adorable signage! Take, for instance, the one that points to the road and says, ahem:
"VOTE FOR THE MORMON, NOT THE MUSLIM! FOR THE CAPITALIST, NOT THE COMMUNIST!"
Now isn't that cute? Apparently the church's pastor, Ray Miller, thought up the idea for the sign all by his little old self. I mean, certain clueless tourists have pointed out that this church technically classifies as a non-profit organization, meaning it can't endorse a political candidate. But they obviously don't know how to embrace their cultural surroundings.
Other lovely decorations on the grounds include the sign below, which is less clever, but still profound!
If you're interested in paying your own visit to Leakey, and all the welcoming establishments it has to offer, just use this map, included in this post for you convenience, to get to Bumfuck-nowhere, Texas.*
*But not if you're Muslim.