One of the most difficult things about Halloween is trying to pick a costume that is sexier than your mom's costume.
Kim Kardashian made a great attempt with last week's pornographic peanut display, but Kris Jenner blew her out of the water on Saturday, when she shared a photograph of the tops of her areolas with the world.
The costume was a unique spin on Kris Jenner's everyday look of Older Woman Who Is Desperate for Attention in that it featured a cape.
Jenner eventually removed the photo from her instagram page.
"Hi nips, that's my mom."
With just over a week to go until October 31, it looks like Kim will have to resort to her Emergencies Only costume—naughty topless vulva—in order to out-sexy the woman who gave birth to her.