Her hunger for first day of class getting-to-know-you exercises not yet satiated, Emma Watson plans to give college one more go and will return to Brown next year to finish her English degree, her rep confirmed Tuesday.
The actress dropped out of the university in spring of 2011, amid reports of bullying. Not like people were IMing her every day and saying "Emma Watson kill urself" or "Avada Kedavra Emma Watson"; like one time in a class she got an answer right and someone said "Three points for Gryffindor" and it was TOO MUCH. Emma Watson maintains that this never happened.
In fact, she says that, not only was she never bullied at all (outside the halls of Hogwarts, filthy little mudblood)—she was never even hounded for an autograph on campus. One time she threw a party for under 100 people and no one posted a picture on Facebook out of respect for her privacy or because they had a boring time:
"I've never even been asked for an autograph on campus. I threw a party for nearly 100 students and not a single person put a photo on Facebook."
Hopefully she will be more popular this go around and not alienate classmates with her antiquated 2011 slang.
If not, there's always 2015.