Continuing her "we're real human people with real human blood" talk-show tour, Ann Romney stopped by Rachael Ray's show today.

America's favorite animatronic housewife did not disappoint, making Mitt's favorite meal of meatloaf cakes (no word on how that's different from a hamburger) and answering some viewer questions. Lady Romney also told us what she'd have named her daughter if she hadn't birthed the five sons of the apocalypse: Patience Darling Romney. No.

The recipe for Ann Romney's famous Mitt-loaf (hamburgers) is available on Rachael Ray's website. The recipe for becoming the center of your man's universe, is not.