Unfortunately, when disaster strikes it affects not only the wretched Normals, but also a better, brighter class of people: Celebrities. Here's how they're handling it so far:
Al Roker is posing for classic weatherman pictures, taken with a "classic" Instagram filter:
Emma Watson sees the hurricane as God's viral marketing campaign for her new movie, Noah:
Take a break from calming your crying children to tell Gwyneth Paltrow where she should eat dinner tonight (She's in Spain):
Bette Midler is filling up her bathtub:
Pamela Anderson is worried about your pets — your greatest sources of food in a crisis:
Dr. Ruth is protecting your modesty or celebrating your exhibitionism:
Paris Hilton's life is beautiful:
Sandra Lee's boyfriend Governor Andrew Cuomo may have declared a state of emergency for New York, but mama needs a cocktail:
?uestlove is concerned for your safety, drunk ladies:
Cher's iPad is HOT and we r 1:
A magician had caviar for breakfast:
Everyone is being mean to Snooki:
Jimmy Fallon is desperate for an audience:
Ivanka Trump may have jumped the gun on her Hurricane Devastation Picture:
So that's the update from Hollywood and its global satellites. East Coasters, lock your windows and stay indoors tonight. It's getting rough out there. (The paparazzi are being INCREDIBLY rude today):
[Twitter]
