Caviar, Cocktails, and Concern: Celebrities React to Frankenstorm on Twitter

Unfortunately, when disaster strikes it affects not only the wretched Normals, but also a better, brighter class of people: Celebrities. Here's how they're handling it so far:

Al Roker is posing for classic weatherman pictures, taken with a "classic" Instagram filter:


Caviar, Cocktails, and Concern: Celebrities React to Frankenstorm on Twitter

Emma Watson sees the hurricane as God's viral marketing campaign for her new movie, Noah:

Take a break from calming your crying children to tell Gwyneth Paltrow where she should eat dinner tonight (She's in Spain):

Bette Midler is filling up her bathtub:

Pamela Anderson is worried about your pets — your greatest sources of food in a crisis:

Dr. Ruth is protecting your modesty or celebrating your exhibitionism:

Paris Hilton's life is beautiful:

Sandra Lee's boyfriend Governor Andrew Cuomo may have declared a state of emergency for New York, but mama needs a cocktail:

?uestlove is concerned for your safety, drunk ladies:

Cher's iPad is HOT and we r 1:

A magician had caviar for breakfast:

Everyone is being mean to Snooki:

Jimmy Fallon is desperate for an audience:

Ivanka Trump may have jumped the gun on her Hurricane Devastation Picture:


Caviar, Cocktails, and Concern: Celebrities React to Frankenstorm on Twitter

So that's the update from Hollywood and its global satellites. East Coasters, lock your windows and stay indoors tonight. It's getting rough out there. (The paparazzi are being INCREDIBLY rude today):

[Twitter]