What's the Most Annoying Thing Your 'Friends' Are Saying on Facebook and Twitter?

Election Day is the absolute worst day to be on the internet. (The Onion agrees.) If it's not the friends — "friends" — you disagree with saying stupid stuff, it's the friends you agree with saying even stupider stuff, wall-to-metaphorical-wall across every social network you belong to.

So let's take the car crash and rubberneck it, here in the comments. Screen-shot or copy the worst (best?) Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram and Pinterest posts you've got in your feed(s) and put them here so we can all roll our eyes and laugh together.