Vice President Joe Biden Is Coming to 'Parks and Recreation'

Because America is finally allowed to have nice things again, this is happening:

Joe Biden - yes, the very guy who was re-elected Vice President of the United States less than 24 hours ago - will guest-star in the Nov. 15 installment of Parks and Recreation, EW has learned. His cameo occurs at the beginning of the episode, in which former Congressional campaign manager Ben Wyatt (Adam Scott) takes fiancée/City Councilwoman Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler), to the White House to meet America's No. 2, who has long been her No. 1 crush.

"Parks and Rec" executive producer Michael Schur noted that getting Biden to appear on the show was "so much less difficult than we ever possibly imagined," presumably luring him out of his stables by moonlight with soft clucking noises and lumps of rock candy.

Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.