Chapter Titles Of David Petraeus's Biography, Ranked By How Funny They Are Now That We Know The Author Was Humping The Subject

13. Ground Truth
12. Washington and Back
11. Transition
10. Mask of Command
9. High Stakes
8. True Believers
7. Drawdown
6. Lines of Operation
5. Results, Boy
4. Still All In
3. Clear, Hold and Build
2. Screaming Eagles
1. Anaconda

This is also a fun game to play with Paula Broadwell's list of David Petraeus's 12 Rules for Living.