If you've been sitting around for the past 27 years waiting to witness the greatest moment in television history, I've got some bad news: You missed it.

In May 1984, The Today Show aired what can unarguably be described as the greatest televised interview ever: Legendary Weekly World News reporter and future Jerry Springer Show executive producer Richard Dominick's sit-down with a woman whose toaster was possessed by the Devil.

Suffice it to say, the year this segment didn't win every journalism award is the year every journalism award became irrelevant.


Update: Someone tracked down the full segment and, as you probably guessed, it's incredible.

[H/T: Fark]