Twilight's After Party Featured Live Wolves, Like a Dark Episode of My Super Sweet 16

For a group that claims to love animals, PETA sure does act jealous when some wolves get invited to a fancy celebrity party while its invite gets "lost" (up a butt).

The Los Angeles afterparty following the premiere of Twlight's Breaking Dawn: Part 2 had everything a wolf could want: appearances by temptress and cuckold Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, a floor space replete with "wood benches" designed to hearken back to Bella and Edward's wedding scene, and even a special VIP area just for wolves, where, if you are not on the list and a wolf, you cannot get in (also known as "a cage").

Yes, like a surprisingly dark episode of My Super Sweet 16 (one where all the wristbands for entry are colored black and the birthday girl gives out knives as party favors), the Twilight afterparty boasted an appearance by three live wolves stalking the stars from a cage near the entrance.

PETA, which is worse than a mom and will not allow the wolves to have any fun, ever, released this statement on the stunt:

"Didn't it dawn on the Twilight event organizers that real wolves do not belong at a party with blaring music and flashing lights?

The wolves were provided by Hollywood Animals, a notorious exhibitor that has been cited for numerous violations of the Animal Welfare Act for repeatedly failing to provide the animals it exploits with basic veterinary care and proper shelter, space, food, and water. We hope the rest of the promotional events surrounding Breaking Dawn celebrates the brilliant work of the cast and crew and shows enough respect for wildlife to leave animals out of it."

Joke's on PETA though, because those weren't wolves to begin with. They were human werewolves trapped in wolf form.

They were humans.

Sexy party.

[E! // Images via Getty]