Slowest News Day Ever? ABC News Interviews College Student Who Kinda Looks Like Some Guy in an Old Painting

Today is a stupidly slow news day. But is it so slow that ABC News would interview 20-year-old Temple University student Max Galuppo solely because he spotted a portrait at the Philadelphia Museum of Art of some 16th century dude that kinda looks like him?

Apparently!

And they even interviewed his girlfriend: "It was really weird. He goes to Temple so we'd been saying for a while we wanted to go to the art museum," Nikki Curtis told ABCNews.com earlier this week. "We went into the armor exhibit and he loved the helmets. He was completely oblivious to it, and I walked past it and was like, 'Do you see this painting right now? It looks just like you.'"

Is this what every news story is going to be like now that marijuana has been legalized?

[screengrab via ABC News]