Malia Obama's favorite band One Direction were on Ellen yesterday. Blindfolded fans felt them up, the uber-doober British boy band performed a song, and Liam Payne touched Harry Styles in the pooper. You can see it in the screenshot right there.
The tipster who sent us the above DVR still described the live-motion gesture as "a very hot ass grab and inner crack lift," which sounds even kinkier than it looks here. Perhaps the butthold was a "joke," like holding up bunny ears during a photo shoot?
In any case, we're sure there's a perfectly logical explanation why Liam has his fingers in Harry's bum.
For example, Liam could have been:
- Warming his hand (highs were 68F that day in Los Angeles)
- Brushing off some fuzz (very lovingly)
- Screening for lumps
- Playing Hide the Tootsie Roll
- Resetting Harry's control panel