What Should You Buy for Internet Weirdos?: A Gift GuideS

What is the internet for, if not generating boatloads of usless, search-engine-results driven detritus that you can purchase and give to your friends? We've spent a lot of time this year exploring the insane garbage offered up by the web, in its infinite wisdom — from Kony 2012 thongs to Celebrities with Big Dicks like Jay-Z, Liam Neeson, Colin Farrell, and Many More, a book consisting entirely of Wikipedia articles — and it's time to put our money where our slightly-gaping mouths are. What baffling, nonsensical gifts are you finding on Zazzle, Etsy and Idakoos for your friends this year?