If you are reading these words, congratulations! You made it through Black Friday unscathed. (Or you landed in a hospital that offers wifi, in which case: congratulations on being rich.)
Did you see anyone break down in tears? Were you able to snag all the items you wanted? Were you forced to give out handjobs for coupons? (No shame in that — there's honor in a bargain.)
Let's share our stories (photos and videos welcome, too).
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