Steven Reed, host of the Weber Cooks segment on Weber State University's student-run news program Weber State News, isn't one of those fancy shmancy Food Network chefs with all their pomp and garnishes.
His recipes are simple and require little, if any food preparation experience.
Like his microwave chili & cheese nacho dip. Or his microwave Rice-A-Roni. Or his microwave spaghetti. Or his microwave potatoes and creamed-style corn.
No matter which microwavable dish that empty void in your soul is craving, Steven's got you covered. No pants necessary!
And remember: The secret ingredient is despair.
UPDATE: Well, this just add a whole extra layer of sadness: Apparently Steven's a registered sex offender.