Here's a bit of context to help you navigate the latest installment of "local news interviewees say the darndest things": 1. This lady is from Portland; 2. She knows the Vacuum Cleaner Man; 3. He's seen her tits.

Oh, and she hasn't been allowed to drive for three years.

That's more than enough context, right?

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[H/T: Hypervocal]