Bad news if you were planning on having a baby any time soon. Jessica Simpson is having all the babies now, so you'll have to take a number (and numbers 1 – 1000 are Jessica Simpson).
Simpson gave birth to daughter Maxwell on May 1 of this year, following a record-setting thousand-week pregnancy. Simpson gained 70 pounds during the pregnancy (9 of them were a tiny human growing inside her), and subsequently signed a contract with Weight Watchers, reportedly worth $3 million, to help her shed the weight.
Us reports that Baby 2: The Revenge is "totally unexpected!" for Simpson, so hopefully she'll make it through the whole pregnancy without realizing it's happening.
Then TLC can commission a one-off special called "I'm a Celebrity Hoarder and I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant."
She'll also have to start hoarding, though.