The Lindsay Lohan Assault Story is Getting Even Better, Because Her Victim is Apparently a Professional PsychicS

This is the kind of shit that happens when you're Lindsay Lohan. You go to a club and get into a fight with a "well-known psychic," who you then punch in the face. Also you call her a "fucking gypsy," because white, coked-out socialites can't help but be a little racist. Yes, Tiffany Mitchell, the woman who Lohan was arrested for decking at Club Avenue last night, approached Lohan in order to tell Lohan her fortune, or whatever it is "psychics" do.

Tiffany tells us ... she had a premonition about Lohan and approached her inside the club to offer her a free reading ... but Lohan turned her down saying, "Give me my space."

TMZ apparently didn't ask Mitchell if she foresaw Lohan punching her in the face. They also didn't ask her if she sees her life spiraling into VH1 reality show rehab hell, or if she'll just soak up her 15 minutes and slink away quietly. TMZ also didn't ask her if they were going to get a drone. Mitchell, by the way, apparently called Lohan a whore and said that Liz & Dick "sucked" (good word juxtaposition, Tiffany!).

So, yep, this is Lindsay Lohan's life. She can't even go out for a few drinks without being accosted and insulted by a psychic who she then feels the need to punch. Sounds lovely.

[via TMZ, image via Getty]