Last week we asked you to help us find gifts for the kind of people who spend most of their time trolling the internet for weird stuff: print-on-demand books about celebrity dick size, nonsensical custom-made t-shirts, and ill-advised search-engine-optimized gift results. As we expected, you returned a selection of complete and utter crap — but beautiful, weird crap. Some of the best:
"Do you know someone who is extremely preoccupied with Internet 'haters'?" Caity Weaver asks. "Does that person own an iPhone? Get them this." Or really anything from Zazzle User Supernova23a, including "I'm The Guy Your Wife Really Needs I'm A Writer iPhone 4 Covers" and "You're Looking At The Best Writer Buttons."
And my choice: this "Branch Davidian With a Sense of Humor" tank top — a fashionable, funny option for any Branch Davidians in your life. Help your friends tell the world that they might belong to an infamous cult whose members were killed by the F.B.I. two decades ago — but they're still laughing!