Lindsay Lohan is truly having a terrible year or, anyway, life. The latest drama upsetting her qi has arrived in the form of taxes. Specifically: unpaid back taxes. Totaling over $233,904.
This news comes on the heels of a story that actor Charlie Sheen gave Lohan $100,000 in order to cover a portion of her tax debt, which is like a train wreck offering aid to a nuclear meltdown. (Sheen's rep confirmed the report to E! news.)
Meanwhile, Radar reports that Lohan's arraignment for the recent charges related to her June car accident has been set for 15 chocolates into the Advent calendar (December 15). The website says that Lohan could face around 63 days in jail if found guilty of all charges. (25% of the 253-day maximum penalty.)
A made-up sounding source adds, "If Lindsay could sell a body part to keep her out of jail, she would," but let's get real. Lindsay Lohan DEFINITELY knows how to score money for body parts on the black market, if she ever needs to.
What will happen next to ruin Lindsay Lohan's life?
Will her hair spontaneously catch on fire? Will she find out that the girl she always thought was her little sister, Ali, is actually her mom? Will a boat crash into her kitchen?