If there's one thing Georgetown Prep school grad and current University of South Carolina pre-med bro Alexander Maroshek has learned it's how to distinguish between things that are frat and things that are not frat.
Things that are frat: Bathrobes, reenacting your screams, and the Red Cross.
Things that are not frat at all: Fires.
(For the record, the fire that destroyed Maroshek's Olympia Avenue duplex was started by an overloaded surge protector. Not frat, surge protector. Not frat at all.)