This Terrifying Dental Mannequin Calendar Is This Year's Hot Christmas Gift

Wondering what to get the person who has everything? Why not one of these lovely calendars from dental supply company Practicon? Each month is accompanied by a photo of Practicon's dental mannequins, dressed up and having fun. It's heartwarming — and completely and utterly terrifying.

Above, January, in which the hideous mannequin family hits the slopes for a ski trip; below, February, where boy mannequin gives girl mannequin the gift she'd always wanted — the warm, still-beating heart of a human woman, dripping with the organic life-essence she so desperately desires:

This Terrifying Dental Mannequin Calendar Is This Year's Hot Christmas Gift

These lovely little nightmare-of-the-moth calendars were initially intended for schools, but luckily for us all, Practicon has decided to make them available to us all. From Practicon's Facebook page:

Great news! We will be releasing these! They're not on our site yet, but you can order them now by calling 1-800.959.9505 or emailing ccr@practicon.com.

[Funtax via Chris Mohney]