Have You Seen This Man? Or Maybe Just His Dick? Meet Your New Subway Flasher. (NSFW)

One night you're on the train and you overhear a sweet old woman tell Jay-Z she's proud of him. The next night, a strange man flashes his penis at you then chases you through a subway station. New York's a great town.

The above photos were taken on the L train around 10:30 last night. (Scroll down for the uncensored version).

Melissa Smith tells us that after she sat down, the man across from her started opening and closing his legs to reveal his genitals to her. It's difficult to tell in the picture, but he was apparently wearing "crotchless nylons," perfect for those nights when you want to harass strangers on public transit but don't want your calves to get cold.

Smith started discreetly taking pictures when she realized what the man was doing. He noticed, and followed her when she got off at her stop.

Then he chased her.

"When he approached me after I left the train, he got really close to me and started talking menacingly, which prompted me to run and him to chase after."

Smith says that no one came to her aid as a man wearing a parka and no pants chased her through the 6th Avenue subway station, but she's willing to give New Yorkers the benefit of the doubt: it may have been difficult to realize what was happening, given the amount of foot traffic.

She's going to report the flasher to the police after work today.

In the meantime: some dick you know? (Click to expand a LOT)

Have You Seen This Man? Or Maybe Just His Dick? Meet Your New Subway Flasher. (NSFW)S



[Images via Melissa Smith]