If I told you we listened to Beyoncé in the office this afternoon, would you accuse us of being Illuminati? What if I told you Nick Denton has a tattoo of a pyramid on his bicep and the password to get into the office is "Baphomet?" Then would you say we were Illuminati? Well, only one of those things is true.
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Happy weekend, everyone!
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Ladies, simmer down. This is a family website.
Subj: I'm done
Thanks to your new policy of blocking out a story until an ad runs, I will no longer be visiting your site and I hope other will follow! Greedy jerks!!!
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Thank you for taking the time to announce your departure from our free website.
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