Today on The View, things got a little saucy when Emmy Award winner/lady in the street/freak in the sheets Barbara Walters started to share a story about her own forays into the world of 50 Shades of Grey:

I can remember a time when I was in college and I would pretend...

Just as it was about to get good, Whoopi Goldberg jumped in for the cock block ("Page Six is listening"), Barbara got shy and we only got vague details about the rest of the night: "I would pretend to be asleep," "I was not chained up." Since Walters won't spill the beans, we're left to our own perverted minds: how do you think Babs' story ends?