A hungry, pregnant princess with persnickety cravings is no one to fuss with. But how to get her that extra-long hoagie and 142 oz. soda to help ease her desires? Eat a corn dog while in the scorpion position, and get going.
The fourth level of the world-saving game Dikembe Mutombo's 4½ Weeks to Save the World (which you can play right below this post) has just been released. It features former NBA player and current Old Spice Champion Dikembe Mutombo, who is now newly-limber (thanks, yoga) and in possession of expandable legs, rushing to deliver a gigantic, American-sized hoagie-and-soda combo to the princess. Dikembe leaps over English rose bushes and regal statues while being pursued by a pack of be-knighted corgis. The palace guards who get in his way receive a painful hello from the wrong end of a footlong.
There's little more than a week left on Earth (thanks, Mayans). Dikembe Mutombo needs your help in his quest to add more time to the calendar. Play Dikembe Mutombo's 4½ Weeks to Save the World now, and watch out for the final level on December 17.
Do it. He needs you — the world needs you -– to be a champion.