You Can Read Your Old Tweets with Twitter's New Archive, If You'd Like to Feel Bad About Yourself

Twitter has started rolling out an archive function that lets you download all your old tweets in an easily searchable format. It looks like this, and should be available to everyone soon. Luckily, it appears this is not a publicly-accessible archive, only something for you to download in order to reminisce privately over the stupid shit you said three years ago, while weeping alone in your bedroom because you're sad that you have nothing better to do.