This Christmas, Ashton Kutcher Gives Demi Moore the Gift of Loneliness by Finally Filing for Divorce

On Friday in Los Angeles, a young old woman named Demi Moore sold all her beautiful hair for $20, so she would have some money to buy a fine Christmas present for her husband Ashton. After ransacking the stores for hours, she finally came upon the perfect gift: a platinum fob chain for his treasured pocketwatch.

Unbeknownst to Demi, Ashton was on the other side of town, thinking of her and her lovely hair too. He got her divorce papers for Christmas (over a year after the couple announced their separation). He did not seek spousal support. They had no children.

Ashton is dating Mila Kunis now and Demi is dating a cat that she met in Florida.

The Gift of the Magi.

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