Many Christmases Ruined Because Gift Card Money Doesn't Cover Drugs

Your family doesn't get you at all. This Christmas, they got you $50 gift card to Forever 21, a $25 certificate to Starbucks, and a $30 card to Blinds to Go, when at heart, you're a caffeine-allergic nudist who lives in a windowless hut. Why couldn't they have just given you cash?

It's not because your parents don't know you, but because they do. Or because they worry they do. And they don't want you buying drugs with their money.

You would never do that? That's between you and God and that number in your cell phone. Many other people would and some of them took to Twitter to voice their exasperation.

P.S. Shhhhhh.