Katt Williams Should Stop Doing the Following Things ImmediatelyS

Katt Williams has had the worst holiday season ever. His month of hijinks included a mic-throwing incident, a police chase, a smack across the face of a Target employee, and a tearful retirement (and un-retirement) from comedy. His rampage makes 2007 Britney Spears look like child's play.

Last night, Williams was held in jail for child endangerment, after LAPD officials found numerous guns and illegal drugs in his house. Katt Williams needs to relax. Here are some things that he can do to chill out for a while and get his life back together.

Stop Calling Jamie Foxx Gay

This week, Williams spent a portion of a comedy show he actually showed up to calling out Jamie Foxx for his role in Quentin Tarentino's Django Unchained. "They offered me the script," said Williams. "And I said, 'Any ni—a that do this deserves to die.' And the next thing I heard, Jamie Foxx was in makeup."

This makes him seem jealous and bitter but an even worse moment came when he told the crowd that Jamie Foxx was a closeted homosexual. Williams claimed that Marcus Anthony, an artist on Foxx's record label, is Foxx's secret lover. Offering up information like that as gossip during a standup performance makes him seem like he's losing it. This makes him seem super crazy.

Stop Buying Guns And Weed

Williams was handcuffed by police outside of a Subway in West Hollywood less than two weeks ago while he was waiting for his manager Suge Knight to get out of a manicure/pedicure (which is a really great image when you think about it). Although he only walked away with a citation for parking too close to a fire hydrant, cops initially confiscated some weed and a gun that he was carrying. He had a medical marijuana card and a permit for the weapon, so they let him go. But c'mon, leave the stuff at home until you're a stable human being.

Stop Not Paying Your Taxes

Yesterday it was revealed that Williams has been slapped with a lien by the IRS alleging that he has not paid almost $4 million dollars in taxes. If you're going to be a professional crazy person, you need to pay your taxes so these little things can't hold you up. Having permits is all good and fine, but if you're an incredibly unstable person, it's best to leave that stuff at home.

Stop Talking To TMZ

Harvey Levin's army of paps seem to have a tracking device on this guy. Right after almost every major incident, TMZ has been there to interview or record Williams being insane. And he seems more than happy to oblige. After his weapons related arrest last night, Williams supplied them with the cringeworthy quote, "How do you keep kids safe without guns?"

Williams needs to go hide somewhere for a while, prefereably rehab, or some other place that won't have a lot of guns or weed.

Stop Hanging Out With Suge Knight

Katt, let's get serious here. Most importantly of all, you have to dump your friend/tour manager Suge Knight. He is the most bad-news thing in your life right now. Right after you got out of jail last night, you and Suge went out to the club and got involved in a fight on the sidewalk.

You're more reliable with an AK-47 and ounce of O.G. Kush in your hands than you are hanging around with this guy. Remember, he once (allegedly) dangled Vanilla Ice from a hotel balcony and may or may not have orchestrated the murders of Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls. This is the man controlling your life right now. Get rid of him.

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