Gwyneth Paltrow does a pretty good job of embarrassing both her children (Apple and Moses Martin) and God's children (all of us watching), in this video of her champagne sway-dancing onstage with Jay-Z and Chris Martin at the former's New Year's Eve concert.

She doesn't quite know where to stand. She doesn't quite know if she should be sipping or singing. She can't quite decide if her "signature move" is pointing or ponytail shakes.

She is you at a New Year's Eve party.


Study this tape and correct yourself for next year.


[Now This News]