'Middle Aged Bored Couple' in Virginia Seeks Someone to Play Pat Robertson in Their Salvation-Themed Sex Game

Who among us hasn't at one time or another experimented with having Pat Robertson in the bedroom trying to save our souls while we got it on with our partner in front of him? That's what college is for!

But one "middle aged bored couple" from Kempsville, Virginia, seems intent on taking that household fantasy to the next level by adding a Home Shopping channel salesperson to the sexy picture.

'Middle Aged Bored Couple' in Virginia Seeks Someone to Play Pat Robertson in Their Salvation-Themed Sex GameS

From their Craigslist ad (via Uproxx):

Both male and female late 40′s seek adventurous couple for fun times. We seek another couple for a night of fun so we can check off another on our bucket list. We would like the man to dress up and play the part of Pat Robertson and the female to wear a tight blue dress and act like she is a sales spokesperson on Home Shopping channel. My husband I would be naked and making love in our bed all the while Pat Robertson will be constantly attempting to save our souls and the female to have ongoing dialogue trying to sell us an Ab Rocket in 3 easy payments. We are open to possibly videoing the event as long as each of you sign a disclaimer. Pl;ease place the word "damnation" as subject line

Get me Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman on the phone! I have a great idea for a sequel.

[screengrab via 700 Club]