The SpongeBob SquarePants Porn Parody You Never Asked For Is Here Anyway

Award-winning parody porn director Lee Roy Myers of Seinfeld: A XXX Parody and Cheers: A XXX Parody fame has released what is sure to be the magnum opus of his celebrated oeuvre: A porn parody of the children's cartoon, SpongeBob SquarePants.

Featuring alt porn star Skin Diamond in her classiest role to day, SpongeKnob SquareNuts (NSFW link) follows the adult misadventures of a grown-ass man being sexually serviced by a grown-ass woman while pretending to be characters from a TV show for kids.

Much more disconcerting than the movie itself is the thought of someone actually getting off to it.

T. S. Eliot was wrong: This is the way the world ends.

[H/T: Guyism, screengrab via WoodRocket (NSFW)]